Scene 1: INT. HITLER'S OFFICE. DAY.
HITLER sits down. He looks angry. His OFFICER enters.
OFFICER : Is the paper quality alright?
HITLER : Who bought those papers? I want them changed!
OFFICER : (looks on)
HITLER : It's not translucent!
It's cartridge!
How do you expect me to use this on the light-box?
I want to draw!
Prancing, jumping, pink unicorns! Get me the Fegelein brand!
FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!
x x x
[Individual] Never Forget The Basic Rule
HIROTA sits in her car, silently fuming. She glares at the surroundings, and sees a familiar figure walking with a skip in her steps. Hirota gets out of car and shouts.
HIROTA : OI MINAMI! (slams door shut)
MINAMI turns to see who called her.
HIROTA : You Bitch!
Minami sighs when she realizes it is Hirota. Minami gives a "omgwtf, sianz" expression as Hirota approaches her.
HIROTA : Are you that jealous of me?
MINAMI : (gives a "i don't know what you are talking about" look)
HIROTA : You Bitch!
Minami sighs when she realizes it is Hirota. Minami gives a "omgwtf, sianz" expression as Hirota approaches her.
HIROTA : Are you that jealous of me?
MINAMI : (gives a "i don't know what you are talking about" look)
HIROTA : You tried to get the Management to withdraw me?!
MINAMI : Hah, obviously. Someone like you don't deserve the title.
HIROTA : Oh yeah? So you think you are better?
MINAMI : Of course!
HIROTA : I have been in this industry longer than you, and you think a newb like you can win?
MINAMI : Haa, so what? You got more experience but you still forgot your basics? A true wrestler never leaves her hair long.
HIROTA : (in a steely voice) Mind your own business.
Minami rolls her eyes and turns to leave. Hirota grabs Minami's wrist in passing, causing Minami to step backwards a couple of steps.
MINAMI : Go cut your hair Noob (pushes Hirota)
HIROTA : You dare call me NOOB? I'll show you who's NOOB!
Hirota grabs hold of Minami's shoulders and push. Both of them start wrestling. A crowd gathers, and a couple of lookers elbow their ways to the front.
LOOKER #1 : Oh my god! Look! Isn't that Hirota? (Getting more excited) and Minami!
LOOKER #2 : Who?
LOOKER #1 : The top 2 female wrestlers!! Hey, hey, let's bet!
LOOKER #2 : $10 on the Yellow shirt!
LOOKER #1 : That's Minami! Ok, and I'll bet on Hirota!
Hirota and Minami grappling. Hirota pushes Minami to the ground. Minami takes off her sling bag and starts hitting Hirota with it.
LOOKER #1 : OI! FOUL FOUL!
LOOKER #2 : Yay, I'm going to win the bet
LOOKER #1 : (Looks around frantically, as if for a referee)
LOOKER #2 : Aww, I should have bet more
Hirota manages to snatch the bag from Minami and starts hitting her with it. Minami, fending blows, fell. Hirota takes the chance and starts to do the head lock. Minami struggles and grabs hold of Hirota's ponytail.
MINAMI : See! Noob! This is ... MY WIN! (pins Hirota to the ground and attempts head lock)
2 teenagers see the scene with shocked expression and hurry to separate them.
MINAMI : (panting) Told you so. The basic rule of female wrestlers.
HIROTA : (unable to retort)
LOOKER #1 and #2 wondering who is the real winner. Hirota leaves scene in a huff.
LOOKER #1 : Bets cancelled...
MINAMI : Retards... (leaves scene)
**about the basic rule, it is pure fiction.
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